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Nugatory En Fuego

Friday, October 07, 2005

Worst Neighbors Ever

I think the Hutchins family is totally awful. First, the husband is a slime-bucket (that's the technical term, of course) for winning "millions from the Roman Catholic Church on behalf of alleged victims of sexual abuse." Those allegedly deep pockets actually harm parishioners more than it harms the church. The greedy jerk-boy. Second, the wife sounds unbelievably crass and disgusting. She seems like the type of woman only a slime-bucket could love.

If my recollection of property law serves me, the Hollingworth family might have a claim of implied easement. And if the state allows tacking, they might have a prescriptive easement.

I bet those nasty Hutchins are gonna build one of those gaudy giganto-houses.

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

The Hat Tip

A trend for people who write blogs is to offer a "hat tip" when they replicate information tidbits. I find this expression extremely annoying for two reasons.

1.) JFK ruined the American hatwearing experience by refusing to muss his full head of handsomely brushed hair. Have you ever seen a picture of Kennedy wearing a hat? Didn't think so. People don't wear hats anymore. It's all ball caps these days, which are NOT hats. They're caps. So maybe the expression should be, "cap tip?" If we pretend that the cap has superceded the hat, we can then say that people don't wear hats properly anymore. The hat-wearing etiquette has been superceded by complete and total absence of hat-wearing etiquette. I count in this lounge five ball caps. This lounge is indoors. There is no eye-blinding sun in this lounge. People are not playing ball in this lounge. The ball caps serve no purpose in this lounge. The ball caps should have been removed.

2.) Even if we were to pretend that people still wear hats, the "hat tip" expression makes absolutely no sense. Tipping one's hat is a form of greeting. I guess you can expand the equivalent definition of greeting, the "acknowldgement," and use "hat tip" as an acknowlegement. But they're still two different concepts. One suggests, "I acknowledge your presence." The other suggests, "I acknowledge that someone else pointed this out first." It's a stretch, but I guess it works. I still don't like it.

From the Austin Business Journal:
We've also used our fashion for greetings. As was the open hand, it has long been a sign of politeness to bare your head. From the sweep of a Renaissance chapeau with an opulent feather through the removal of a simple cowboy hat or bowler, exposing the most crucial part of your existence has been a very proper greeting.

In the West, in particular, we've also altered our greetings to fit the needs or style of our culture. In the Old West, with a cowboy hat a necessity to fight off the relentless sun, but sometimes keeping at least one hand on the reins was more important. The compromise was the hat tip, a grab of the brim and slight pull. It says respect but not recklessness.

Even as we moved from Stetsons to gimme caps, it was a tradition that thrived. In fact, it was easier to give a pull to the longer brim of a baseball cap. But that too slipped back as it became more fashionable to wear your hat as if you can't tell the front from the back.

And from Ask Andy About Clothes:

Tipping of the hat is a conventional gesture of politeness. This hat tipping custom has the same origin as military saluting, which came from the raising of medieval Knights face visors to show friendliness. 

Hats are worn less now, but at the turn of the 20th century, all adults wore hats whenever they left the house. It was a matter of good personal hygiene, since hats were a protection from industrial dirt. 

Hats are removed when inside, except for places that are akin to public streets, like lobbies, corridors, and crowded elevators (non-residential). In a public building (where there are no apartments) the elevator is considered a public area. 

You may choose to remove your hat in a public elevator, but in the presence of a lady your hat must be removed.

Of course, I have no delusions that my singular cry for sensibility will be heard by the increasingly blind-to-fidelity masses. I am fairly certain that the "hat tip" expression will find its way into the dictionary with this new, albeit incorrect, usage.

A somewhat related pet peeve of mine: President Harding gave us "normalcy" after World War I. We had a perfectly good word without having to create a new one that means exactly the same thing: normality. Now, almost nobody uses "normality." After the September 11 terrorist attacks, the fake word was bandied about several times daily. The American Heritage Dictionary, bless them, at least gives me validation by providing "normality" as the definition for "normalcy."

I refuse to use the word "normalcy" on principle. But most would say that it makes me a kook.

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Supreme Court Mullet

KP sent me a baby hippo link last night. The URL was still in the browser tonight, so I lopped off the tail to figure out what type of organization would post such a lovely picture:



After I visited the site, I liked the post that I saw so much that I thought it was worthy of mention.

Sunday, October 02, 2005

Greek Wedding

At the last minute, I decided to go to a wedding with my brother yesterday. To give you an idea of how huge the wedding was, my brother's friend's cousin got married. I'm thinking of my cousins and there's not a single one of their friends that I'd consider inviting to my wedding. Anyway, this wedding was enormous. There were more than 450 people who came to see the step-daughter of a Greek woman get married. Neither the bride nor the groom was Greek, but there were a few hundred Greek people doing spiral dancing and shouting "Oppah!" The bride's sister told me that for every one Greek person you invite, there are ten more that you have to invite because otherwise they will feel insulted. Hence the "Big Fat Greek Wedding."

The spiral line dancing is kind of fun, and I really enjoyed the music. I do wonder, however, why the bride's father throws a fistful of cash at the groom. Is it a dowry thing? What does "Oppah" mean? Where does the sweetbread dance come from and what does it mean?

I kind of wish I were Greek because then I could have really cool wedding traditions.